RAIMIFEST: the Evil Haiku trilogy

Bryce at Things That Don’t Suck is hosting a week-long celebration of Sam Raimi’s career. Things kicked off in final style a couple of days ago. Now along comes my first contribution to lower the tone.

1.

Cabin in the woods,
Banshee-like POV shots,
Bad tree-rape ju-ju.

2.

Sequel or remake?
Who cares? Blood-red black humour:
Chainsaw versus hand.

3.

Army of darkness
Trying to fuck up your shit?
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